These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus”
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around [...]

Found this video and loved it! I so need to be part of a wedding like this!!

God has been blessing me big time lately. Every couple days I have been RANDOMLY getting emails or messages via Facebook (or Myspace) from old students of mine.
Just got one from one of my students in Clintonville, WI who is now 15
“I miss you soooo much… You were the best childrens church teacher I [...]

Tuesday evening something happened to my blog records. Everything was gone. Please bare with me as I surf Googles Cache files and re-submit my best blog posts. I promise it won’t take long.

Have been working on finding a good balance between ministry and life outside of ministry. It’s been interesting … and difficult to be honest but I believe all that is about to change.
This past week I had the awesome opportunity to sit down with Pastor Kevin and share some of the things I am dealing with [...]

Many of you lately have been curious as to how and when I first found out what God had planned for my life. The story actually dates back 16 years ago this past week (Thursday, July 1st, 1993).
I was attending Family Camp with my girlfriend and her parents at the United Pentecostal Church Campgrounds in [...]

I just got a email from one of my old students in Milwaukee. Demerra, age 11, sent me an email this morning. Part of it read “i miss u so much and i miss u puting me in in the right the way and i am now 11 and i love u so much.”
While the [...]